But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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