I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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