note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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