I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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