id be glad to
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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