I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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