He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He shit in the fireplace
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