My brain says no but my pants say off.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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