Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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