He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize