I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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