i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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