due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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