How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
