when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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