Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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