elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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