If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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