last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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