Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I believe in your delicious
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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