Walk of Shame. In a state park.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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