we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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