Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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