I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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