You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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