is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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