The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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