Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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