I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need to sanitize my soul.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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