I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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