and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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