Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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