he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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