Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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