Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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