Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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