am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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