David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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