And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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