Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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