So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I need a beard to bite.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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