I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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