She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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