The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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