After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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