you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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