I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Randomize
