This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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