quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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