It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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