I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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