I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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