My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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