During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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