How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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