Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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